| Author | Year | Venue |
| AP Herbert | 2009 | One Act Festival entry |
| Character | Actor |
|---|---|
| Topsy | Rhian Pugh |
| Plum | Mark Dawson |
| Withers | Matt Botten |
| Laetitia | Amy Parker |
| Waiter | Karen Kerslake |
| Hubert | Angela Widgery |
| Duchess | Jane Burt |
| Sneak | Jane Edwards |
| Role | Name |
|---|---|
| Director | Michael Gilbert |
| Producer/Stage Manager | Stuart Lyddon |
| Lights | Matt Redstone |
| Lights | Dan Jones |
| Sound | Martin Jevon |
| Sound | Dan Jones |